Cant We All Be Nice to Each Other?

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 10/26/2014 at 18:31 • Filed to: None

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It feels like atmosphere on Oppo has gone from this:

To this:

macanamera > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/26/2014 at 18:33

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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

Steve in Manhattan > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/26/2014 at 18:37

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Why is this even a thing? Let's go back to arguing about the virtues of a DSG gearbox versus one made from an automatic - and I mean you Aston Martin - versus something with a clutch. I'm a secular Jew - draw anything on a Torah that you want. Just no hololcaust jokes - too soon.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > macanamera 10/26/2014 at 18:38

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That gif reminds me when various male Simpson relatives would put buckets (or pots?) and headbutt each other in a circle.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Steve in Manhattan 10/26/2014 at 18:41

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Ah another yid! I wouldnt say draw anything on an "actual torah" The ink and lambskin would just be ruined. But thats more from an artist's perspective than a Jew's, I can appreciate how long it takes to write a torah. But Pretty much, ya wouldnt offend me. And no holocaust Jokes

Steve in Manhattan > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/26/2014 at 18:53

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My Bar Mitzvah? Five applause breaks - should have been a comic. But seriously ladies and Jews, stop talking yourselves so seriously. And yes - Torahs are expensive. And labor intensive. And at least one of the jokes in this post was stolen from Kevin Pollak.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Steve in Manhattan 10/26/2014 at 19:25

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Ladies and Jews? You mean that Oppo is made up entirely of them?

That's actually not too far from the truth... and it's even truer about Jalopnik.

Steve in Manhattan > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 10/26/2014 at 19:27

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Nah - just a stolen Kevin Pollak line. Funny - someone on his podcast tried to say Hugh Jackman, but it came out Jew Hackman. Within an hour there was a twitter account - "Jew Hackman - famous Borscht Belt Comedian!" Nothing is faster than the internets.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Steve in Manhattan 10/26/2014 at 19:29

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Yeah, I was joking.